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Kicking Balls

by Kaelin Halcrow

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This song was released to celebrate the 2018 World Cup!
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lyrics

REF REF WHAT WAS THAT
YOU DIVING PRICK! HE NEVER TOUCHED YOU!
RED CARD REF ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
COME ON SON! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

PASS THE BALL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT!
AW YOU MISSED YOU CUUUUNT
AAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SPORT

Here we are again. The World Cup's on
I've got a couple beers and I've got my son
and I'm gonna teach him the importance of the sport
So that he knows that the only thing that's worth living for is kicking balls, and watching other men, kicking balls,
and betting on the men that can kick the ball the best, betting on the boys that are better than the rest,

The game's about to start, volume up.
Later I'll be in the bar for the world cup.
The Mrs wants me to do the dishes,
I tell her that I'll get it in a minute I'm a little bit busy.

Busy on your arse watching telly all day?
It doesn't take a genius to see
That she's taking my attention
Away from the game
Showing no consideration
For my entertainment.

When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men.
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net.
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere.
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself.

When it comes to betting, many generally bet on the team that means the most to them.
I think that's silly, and I'm not an idiot, I heard that Germany won against Brazil.

Germany have proved to me they're the best.
I'm going to bet my money on them.

VERSE 2
SOUTH KOREA YOU CUNTS
YOU SCHEMING BUNCH OF CHEATING FUCKS
That referee is gonna do me out of 500 quid so my wife and kid are gonna hide from me so I can fight the seat in
peace.
I support my team by shouting through the screen.
How about you try to kick in the right direction this time,
Oi ref, you think you're smart
I'll shove that red card up your arse.

Let's all rejoice and enjoy the sport.
Here's the plan: Pub, World Cup, Done.
Nothing's happened yet, better get a pint. GOAL, better get a pint.
Oh wait, my mistake, not a goal but I'll keep that pint anyway.
It would have been a goal if it was David Beckham.
Messi kicks a ball relatively well, but Dave does it better

David Beckham, amazing legend.
Scoring 2 goals every second.
David Beckham is the threat
To the other teams success.
David Beckham used his chest
Kick the ball into the net.
David Beckham's in town, Messi better sit down,
David Beckham's gonna get him David Beckham's gonna get him.

CHORUS
When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men.
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net.
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere.
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself.

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released July 14, 2018

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